If Andy Dwyer Quotes Were Motivational Posters.
Hello Friends, I thought this was funny so I decided to share it with you. If you didn’t know, Andy Dwyer is a character from the TV show, Parks and Rec, and he is hilariously clueless.
Click on the link to see more! I want some of these posters in my room now.
Also, you can expect a new blog update about Valparaíso very soon.
Fork your best friend’s yard.
In a room full of people, turn on a fan and yell, “Exterminate!” into it.
Walk up to random people and ask them, “What colour is the White House?” Count how many people don’t know the answer. Laugh at those people.
1. stubbornly refusing to change one’s opinion or course of action.
He was so obdurate that he continued to use a car phone even after they became obsolete.
Julian Smith: Car Phone!
Set up shop on the side of a busy street and offer to read tea leaves for people. When someone stops, look into the cup and tell the dude that that the tea says, “IT is going to happen. The Thing you’ve been dreading is approaching. It is nearly upon you. The only way to evade it is to pay this wise sage $50.” See how many people fall for it.
(Disclaimer – give their money back. I do not endorse stealing from people. I do, however, endorse laughing at people’s stupidity. So feel free to laugh obnoxiously in their face as you hand their money back.)